The Ovary Grade

This bit of druid!crack is brought to you by AutoCorrect’s antics in yesterday’s post.

After journeying through the Ballsack Grade, the Druid Initiate arrives in the Grove of the Ovary. It is here that the Initiate will deepen their understanding of the inner workings. We will journey through the sacred fallopian tubes back to our ancestors that we may be blessed by their guidance and gifts of knowledge. The work of this grade culminates in great pains of labor, as the initiate is then birthed into the final grade of the Druid.

Sarah over at Starflower Alchemy gets most of the credit for this insanity. I just gave it room to grow.

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9 thoughts on “The Ovary Grade

  1. ” It is here that the Initiate will deepen their understanding of the inner workings.”

    IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK.

    I believe these are legit grades in Vanatru.

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  2. I find this post immature, puerile and offensive to the studies of Druidry…. Keep ’em coming (WAHEEEEYYY!) 😄

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  3. So nothing about rubbing the sacred cauldron with the annointed oil to be penetrated by the thrusted wand? 😮

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