The Ovary Grade

This bit of druid!crack is brought to you by AutoCorrect’s antics in yesterday’s post.

After journeying through the Ballsack Grade, the Druid Initiate arrives in the Grove of the Ovary. It is here that the Initiate will deepen their understanding of the inner workings. We will journey through the sacred fallopian tubes back to our ancestors that we may be blessed by their guidance and gifts of knowledge. The work of this grade culminates in great pains of labor, as the initiate is then birthed into the final grade of the Druid.

Sarah over at Starflower Alchemy gets most of the credit for this insanity. I just gave it room to grow.

9 responses to “The Ovary Grade”

  1. Nornoriel Lokason Avatar
    Nornoriel Lokason

    ” It is here that the Initiate will deepen their understanding of the inner workings.”

    IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK.

    I believe these are legit grades in Vanatru.

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    1. Catriona McDonald Avatar

      Say no more, Squire, say no more. 😉

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  2. locksley2010 Avatar
    locksley2010

    I find this post immature, puerile and offensive to the studies of Druidry…. Keep ’em coming (WAHEEEEYYY!) XD

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    1. Catriona McDonald Avatar

      Hee hee, you said “puerile”, hee hee! XD

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  3. locksley2010 Avatar
    locksley2010

    So nothing about rubbing the sacred cauldron with the annointed oil to be penetrated by the thrusted wand? 😮

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    1. Catriona McDonald Avatar

      HOW COULD YOU? GIVING AWAY SACRED SEEKRITS?! *gasps and fans self*

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      1. locksley2010 Avatar
        locksley2010

        You is lukky I didn’t menshun the RADISHES!

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  4. Cara Freyasdaughter Avatar

    Ahahahaha 🙂 I see what you are doing here!

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    1. Catriona McDonald Avatar

      *Whistles innocently.*

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